SATURDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!
So there was this party last Saturday night (4-8-06) and things were going good. Curt "portrait of a serial killer" Smith popped in a dvd in which some random dude convinced a chick to let him puke all over her naked chest. Feeling that was a little too hetero, General Aychbe Kenobi and Master Ed P. Skywalker "compelled" a few intoxicated cantina patrons to carry out their wishes. It is speculated that the previously mentioned Jedi knights may be well on their way to the darkside after this one.
THE VID WAS PRODUCED BY THE TALENTED AYCHBE WHEATSTRAW.